Saturday, July 16, 2011

~*~The SCRIPT-o-HERO's TAKE on : “YOU LIVE LIFE ONLY ONCE” (ZINDAGI NA MILEGI DOBARA) ~*~

( 11 hrs : 11 mins : 11 secs AGO : My FACE~BOOK STATUS ) : YEAHHHHHHHHH! i'm excited to catch a flick at NOVELTY, KALIMPONG ... after 14 yrs ... WHOAAAAAAAAAA! Has the NOVELTY worn off???? ... Not for me???????????? Its still NEW and FRESH in my mind...body...n...soul...


...i just received confirmation from my kiddo cousin Jemima that “Zindagi Na Milegi Dobara” was being screened at Novelty! She even broke into an impromptu “SENORITA”, the number that featured quite often in the flick's TV promos...i asked her if she would like to come along...she replied in that typical “Convent-Educated Gal” accent : “Oh! You know! There are bugs in the seats!”...but deep in my mind...i knew she was one of the “Generation Y” species with a massive “ATTENTION DISTRUPTIVE SYNDROME” (in cinematic terms … the “GHAJINI EFFECT”!!!)...
...Good riddance!...in any case she would have “BUGGED” me with her demands to buy loads of stuff to eat ...before...in between...and...after...the MOVIE!!!

( Sometimes...my mind wonders...Do people come to the Cinemas to eat??? Maybe one day...i shall ask the AUDIENCE who carry OVER-LOADED TRAYs to the SEATs...their horrendous “MUNCHING” adding that X-TRA SURROUND SOUND EFFECT ...which the “EAR-FULL SOUND DESIGNERS” might not have envisaged!!! )

CUT! CUT! CUT! ( Weren't you writing a REVIEW of the MOVIE??? - No way! Its my TAKE! My WAY! ...or...the SPANISH HIGHWAY...which the protagonists take on a fascinating ROAD TRIP ...to fulfill the DREAM they shared while bunking classes and lectures...to Re-DISCOVER themselves!!!) ...

Wednesday, July 13, 2011

~*~The SILVER-SCREENs of CALL-HIM-PUNK(Kalimpong)~*~

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"KANCHAN CHAL-CHITRA AALAYA" : the 1st BORN

... it is said when this "PICTURE-HALL" was coming into existence ... Shakabpa, the owner, was thinking about a suitable name ... Some villagers happened to see the construction and exclaimed : "Wah! Kasto "KANCHAN" banaye cha!!!" ... Shakabpa heard that remark ... that's how "SHE" was named !!!

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... As the REELs rolled on ... "Kanchan" could not handle the movie crazy crowds of Kalimpong and nearby villages on "HER" own ... Mr. Bose saw the sad faces of people who walked miles to catch a flick ... but had to go back as all shows used to be "HOUSEFULL" during those days ...




... then he thought of something "NEW" ...

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... and "NOVELTY" was born !!!

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Wednesday, July 6, 2011

~*~“MOTHER SUPERIOR” said “BBUDDAH HOGA TERRA BAAP”~*~


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***THE “REEL”***




Irrespective of the so-called “BOX-OFFICE FATE” of this “BIG-B” flick … the “ANGRY YOUNG MAN's SOUL” still rules the “BOLLYWOOD TERRA-FIRMA” …




***THE “REAL”***




Men may come...and Men may go ... but … the “ALL COMPASSIONATE OLD SOUL – BUDDHA AMITAVA” has been the “BAAP” of the “EARTH-TERRA” … since time immemorial...and continues to do so … writing the “BOX-OFFICE SIZED FATE” of  “3-D HU~MAN BEINGS”...from the "7th DIMENSION"...and beyond...







~*~ With due respect to the “BIG (B)uddha” … the term “BOLLYWOOD” shall not be used on this Webpage anymore...WE shall replace it with “THE INDUSTRY OF INDIAN MOTION PICTURE & PERFORMING ARTs” !!!
( * Hope this is not gonna violate any COPYRIGHT RULES... if it does ... you can surely ... “SUE karr mere mann ko ... karke koi ISHAARA”... )~*~






**FLOATING THOUGHT: Why are WE so damn obsessed with “BOX-OFFICE FATE”???

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Tuesday, May 17, 2011

*** Official Disclaimer : There are 3 aspects to "TIME" - "THE PAST" ... "THE PRESENT" ... "THE FUTURE" ... hence its for you to choose in which "TENSE" you want to read the following feature! ... as you are the "true witness" to all that's happening in and around you!!! ***


... "LIGHT" - THE SOURCE OF LIFE ON THE EARTH" TAKES AROUND "8 MINUTES AND 18 SECONDS" TO REACH Us ... HENCE IN A WAY "WE" LIVE IN THE "PAST" !!! ...

... BUT >>> THERE IS "ONE(1) MOMENT" which is ABOUT "1/6th. OF A SECOND" ... where "YOU" CAN BE "ONE" WITH "THE SOURCE" !!! ...

... Let's take for example ... "MOVIES or MOTION PICTURES" ... it is TO UNDERSTAND WHAT "WE - the AUDIENCE" ... PERCEIVE AS A "MOTION PICTURE" IS IN FACT ... A SERIES OF "STILL PICTURES" or "MOVING IMAGES" !!! ...

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... IN THE SAME VEIN DOES THE UNIVERSE WORK !!! ...


... WE ARE ALREADY IN A "TIME-MACHINE" ... and ... THE "MOMENT" you REALize "THE TRUTH" ... or rather "CAPTURE THE MOMENT" ... THAT'S YOUR "EUREKA" !!! ...

... HENCE THE POINT TO DRIVE HOME IS that ALL "ENLIGHTENED BEINGS" WHO HAVE WALKED
THIS EARTH LIKE GAUTAMA BUDDHA, JESUS, MOHAMMAD, GURU NANAK (just to NAME A FEW)... WERE ACTUALLY ABLE TO "CAPTURE THE MOMENT" 2 "BE ONE WITH THE SOURCE" ... and AT "THAT" VERY "BIG BANG MOMENT" ... YOU ARE ABLE TO GET "THE ANSWERS" that YOU ARE SEEKING FOR ... and later ALL OF THEM DID AN INSPI~RATIONAL JOB TO "ENLIGHTEN" PEOPLE AROUND THEM TO MAKE "MOTHER EARTH" ... A BETTER PLACE TO LIVE IN !!! ... So my Dear Folks! Can you "FEEL" and "HEAR" your "MOTHER'S HEART BEAT" ??? ...

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... ITS ALL ABOUT "LIGHTS >>> CAMERA >>> ACTION" ... where "LIGHTS COULD BE REFERRED TO THE SOURCE ... CAMERA IS ONE OF THE EYE(S) ... ACTION IS TO CAPTURE THE MOMENT" 2 "BE ENLIGHTENED" and YOU SHALL BE CALLED "THE AWAKENED ONE" !!! ... Of course "Re-MEMBER" to spread "THE WORD" around because that's the "PURPOSE OF LIFE" ...

... FINALLY ... "THE KEY TO ENLIGHTENMENT IS TO KNOW THAT YOU ALREADY ARE" ...

... AND THIS IS JUST ...

... "THE BEGINNING" ... **

Wednesday, February 23, 2011

... Once upon a time ... in a sleepy little town called Kalimpong ...

(Statutory Warning : This "ANECDOTE" is a work of fiction based on true facts. All characters have walked this earth atleast once in their numerous lifetimes ... Resemblance to any person living or dead is not co-incidental!)


... It was around the year 1950 ... after the "Chinese" invasion of "Tibet", "Shakabpa", a prominent Tibetan historian, author, and one of the keepers of "Lhasa-the place of the Gods" ... chose "Kalimpong" as his base to initiate the "FREEDOM OF TIBET " campaign. He spent most of his "time-in-exile" writing "inspirational articles" for the "TIBET MIRROR PRESS" in Kalimpong and was a prominent member of the "Tibetan Government in Exile" ...

... But our story starts here ... Shakabpa established this little town's "First Cinema (popularly called-Picture) Hall" named "Kanchan" that opened the floodgates for many blockbuster runs. The entire town had never watched a movie in their lives! The first ever movie show in town was complimentary and about 300 people thronged to the cinema hall, obviously with gleeful abandon! The slide of "NO SMOKING in the auditorium written in English and the local language Nepali" was greeted with loud cheers and whistles. The movie began ... The first slide of "Lord Shiva's image" accompanied by "bell chimes" made many people "bow their heads" in salutation to the divine. The next scene opened with a panoramic shot of the Himalayas...you could hear a section of jolly women heaving a collective sigh -"seeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee" coming out of their inner souls. The next scene on the screen was of a stormy night with flashes of lightning and thunder. While every soul was glued to the screen ... all of a sudden, a villager started to run out of the auditorium ...

At the exit gate the usher asked him - "Hey! what happened?"

The villager answered - "Sir ... i had left my clothes to dry in the open this morning ... it seems its going to rain ... i'll just go ... pick them up and come back!" ...

Before the usher could react ... he ran off like a lightning flash!!! ...

... As years "rolled" by ... "Kanchan Cinema" became a great medium of entertainment in this quaint hill town. Cut to - sometime in the mid-1970s ... "Sholay - a milestone in the history of Indian Cinema" was being screened. News of the screening reached far flung villages around Kalimpong.





One of the village blokes was returning home after watching "Sholay" ...On reaching his village, he was asked by one of his friends - "Hey! How was the movie? Who are the heroes?"

The bloke said - "Wow! Too many fights! Dharmendra, Amitabh Bachchan, Gabbar Singh ... Too good! Amazing!!!"

The friend said - "Oh! Is it? I shall also go and watch it tomorrow!"

The bloke replied - "Well its no point now! After all your favourite hero Amitabh Bachchan is already dead!!!

The friend was too stunned to react! ...

... and the "STORY" continues ... till another dramatic "REAL LIFE ENCOUNTER" ...






*** SPECIAL NOTE : ( His name ~ "The Buddha Amitayus(AMITABHA)" signifies "INFINITE DIVINITY or IMMORTAL SOUL" ... "Sir Amitabh Bachchan" will live on forever ... in the hearts of his fans whom he has regaled by dying numerous times on screen ... Sholay being the best! )


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~*~ "COSMIC REVELATION" 4rm the "5th.DIMENSION" : "SATYA-JIT RAY" BOUGHT THE "HONORARY OSCAR" from the "ACADEMY of MOTION PICTURE ARTS and SCIENCES" ??!!! ~*~


~*~ THE CRUCIAL LINK ~*~

http://thecelestialharmony.blogspot.com/

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Thursday, July 9, 2009

... "WELCOME" ...

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... to ...

... "THE RED CARPET" !!! ...

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Tuesday, October 14, 2008

... "REEL" vs "REAL" ...



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... "WE CHOOSE" ...

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